28 Mar 2013
March 28, 2013

Fear The Real Killer

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THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Every year sharks kill 10 people. Every year, 100 people die from being stepped on by cows.

ANOTHER THOUGHT: Silence is golden, unless you have a toddler. In that case, silence is very, very suspicious.

WITTY COMMENT: Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6 on your back window. Your mini-van had me under the impression you were wild and single.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 1979: Three Mile Island nuclear reactor incident.

HAPPY MARCH 28 BIRTHDAY TO: Vince Vaughn 43, Reba McEntire 58, Dianne Weist 65, Kate Gosslin 38, Lady Gaga 27, Conchata Ferrell 70, Ken Howard 69, Brett Ratner 44, and Annie Wersching 36.

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