27 Feb 2013
February 27, 2013

Liz Would Have Been 79 Today

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SHARING: I do not claim all posts to be my own…I post the sites they are from if the source is known.

HAPPY FEBRUARY 27 BIRTHDAY TO: Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011), Jennifer JWOWW Farley 27, Chelsea Clinton 32, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow would have been 108, Kate Mara 30, Ralph Nader 79, Howard Hessman, an unbelievable 73, Mitch Mustain 25, Joanne Woodward 83, Ariel Sharon 85, and Hugo Black (1886-1971).

DEFINITIONS LEFT OUT OF THE DICTIONARY:

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that usually drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

AND MY FAVORITE…WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines

 

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